First Round
1 Stanford Cardinal 16 Utah Valley
Mitt Romney. nuf said.
8 Oklahoma State Cowgirls 9 Wake Forest Demon Deacons
We should all have sympathy for demons.
5 Missouri St. Bears 12 UC Davis Aggies
Senator Hawley. nuf said.
4 Arkansas Razorbacks 13 Wright State Raiders
We are NOT looking for Mr. Wright.
6 Oregon Ducks 11 South Dakota Coyotes
Ducks are much cuter than Coyotes.
3 Georgia Bulldogs 14 Drexel Dragons
Dragons are so iconic.
7 Northwestern Wildcats…..
First Round
West
1 Gonzaga Bulldogs 16 Norfolk State Spartans
Spartans eat bulldogs for breakfast.
8 Oklahoma Sooners 9 Missouri Tigers
What’s a Sooner, anyway?
5 Creighton Blue Jays 12 UC Santa Barbara Gauchos
California foreign country.
4 Virginia Cavaliers 13 Ohio Bobcats
Cavaliers shoot bobcats.
6 USC Trojans 11 Drake Bulldogs
Trojans are flimsy; believe me.
3 Kansas Jayhawks 14 Eastern Washington Eagles
Eagles. Patriotism.
7 Oregon Ducks 10 Virginia Commonwealth Rams
Ducks are very tasty.
2 Iowa Hawkeyes…..
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Not cool to be a fool.
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Perhaps through Holy Fools.
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