An intrepid Swamp News reporter has just ferreted out that the NCAA basketball tournaments are indeed taking place in secluded locations cleansed of the COVID-19 coronavirus. This startling revelation exposed action recaps from two sportscasting teams. Summaries of these recaps appear below and in the prior blog post.
2020 NCAA Basketball Tournament Synopsis: Never Trumpers Version
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Region One
First Round
South Carolina Gamecocks defeat Jackson State Tigers. Herbivores over carnivores.
Florida Gulf Coast Eagles fly high over Michigan Spartans……
An intrepid Swamp News reporter has just ferreted out that the NCAA basketball tournaments are indeed taking place in secluded locations cleansed of the Chinese virus. This startling revelation exposed action recaps from two sportscasting teams. Summaries of these recaps appear below and in the next blog post.
2020 NCAA Basketball Tournament Synopsis: Forever Trumpers Version (Brackets Courtesy of ESPN)
First Four
Robert Morris Colonials over Boston Univ. Terriers (humans over animals … especially since Terriers are wimpy)
North Carolina…..
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Hmmm…Darwinian socialism.
Good one. I’ll try to get my sleepy brain to remember that.
Like Senator Sanders, I thank you for listening, and appreciate what each of you are doing to help us conquer this virus. We need to band together to overcome President Trump’s clueless leadership. We need to unite to overcome his divisiveness.
And we will.
I also thank Speaker Pelosi for taking the lead in creating strategies that will bolster community efforts to decrown this…..
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Thanks for listening. I hope each of you are safe, supported, and well.
Former Vice-President Biden and I will have time to unpack our differences about how to address the challenges we face. Right now, I would like to focus on President Trump.
We have several things in common. We are both seventy-something white men who believe we have what it takes to lead this great nation. Like many of our founders, we are suspicious of foreign…..
According to Dictionary.com, irony is “the expression of meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite.” This takes place in music when a composer sets a text in a way that’s contrary to its feeling or meaning.
Take, for example, Suzanne Vega’s song “Luka,” (1) which describes a small child being physically abused through the eyes of the child — made more heartbreaking because of the song’s up-beat, bright vibe.
Or take Tom Petty’s iconic song “Free Falling”, (2)…..