“Good afternoon, fellow service dogs and human slaves,” rumbled Ace, the president of Service Dogs of America from a handsome dog house surrounded by big trees and a large lake. “Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to hear me speak.”
“Just keep it short,” grumbled black Lab Heath from a house he shared with standard poodle Hunter. “Lots of food to steal.”
“As we enter the constellation of end-of-year human holidays,” Ace continued, “our Snoop Dogs…..
Dear Most Noble King Trump:
We at Service Dogs of America (SDA) wish to congratulate you on killing that human terrorist Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. This would have been impossible without your noble spirit and extraordinary courage — or curage, in canine speak.
We also want to thank you for recognizing those heroic service dogs — all members of our organization — who chased down this evil human, making the job of your brave soldiers much easier. We are pleased that…..