Organizing surprises was a significant, though rare, part of our family. When I was in sixth grade, Mom told my sister and me that she was taking us out of school for a week to visit Grandma in Florida. On my twelfth birthday, she surprised me with a hi-hat, an important part of a drum kit, by asking me to see how a new pair of shoes fit my feet. My sister and I surprised Mom on her fortieth birthday…..
A Swamp News anchor animal: Thanks to our intrepid Swamp News reporter, Mary Mole, for smuggling out a recording of a recent meeting at the headquarters of Vixen News.
Bill o’Rabbit: You all saw how President Hillary Hailstone has said that the Robert Raccoon report gives her “Total exoneration! Complete vindication!” What say you?
(A flurry of grunts, growls, howls, and shrieks).
Piranha Pirro: Order in the swamp!
Sean Squirrel: C’mon, this is Hillary! Whitewater! E-mails! Benghazi!
Bill o’Rabbit: Supporter…..